Math+Jokes

Definition of a circle - a round straight line with a hole in the middle.
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= = Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip? = = A: To get to the other ... er, um ...



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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?

A: To get to the SAME SIDE

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Q: Why did the ANTS cross the Moebius strip?

A: See Trip to Mobius ...

A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on a bench. Two people go into the building across the road, then a few minutes later three people come out.Physicist: "We must have miscounted the first time - a measurement error!"Biologist: "No, clearly they have reproduced!"Mathematician: "If one more person goes into the building, it will be empty!" ~ netfunny.com, 2006

A mother and two children were driving in the car, and they passed a flock of sheep.

Mother: "I wonder how many sheep there are."

1st Child: "There are 112 sheep."

2nd Child: "How did you do that so fast?"

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** 1st Child: "I simply counted all the legs and divided them by 4." ** Mother and 2nd Child: "Oooh..." ======

= = ................. Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is **x**...  Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not **x**? .....................................

Why was 6 afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice Belt ** :) **



Dear Math, I am **NOT** your therapist. Solve your own problems!

Mathematicians never die - they only lose some of their functions. From [|http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html]

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?" Student: "It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?" Same student: "It's 24!" From [|http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html]

Student: "Why did my mom sign me up for camping? I like **math**! Camping stinks." Instructor: "Very well then. What knot does Math highly suggest?" Student: "Uhh... I don't know. Is this a trick question?" <span style="background-color: #250404; color: #008000; display: block; font-size: 130%; text-align: center;">Instructor: "No, it's a <span style="font-family: 'Arial Black',Gadget,sans-serif;">square knot !!!" <span style="background-color: #250404; color: #008000; display: block; font-size: 130%; text-align: center;">Campers: "Ohhhh!!! Hahaha..."

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<span style="background-color: #ff00ff; color: #000080; display: block; font-family: 'Arial Black',Gadget,sans-serif; text-align: center;">2 people walk into a hardware store. They look around until they find the item that will complete the construction of their house. One of the people asks the manager, "How much is 1?" The manager replies "3.00." " How much is 2?" The person asks. "6.00." The manager answers. "O.K," the person says, " we'll ===== <span style="background-color: #ff00ff; color: #000080; display: block; font-family: 'Arial Black',Gadget,sans-serif; text-align: left;">take 2,040."

WHAT ARE THE 2 PEOPLE BUYING?????
<span style="color: #000000; display: block; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> Answer: Their house number!!

<span style="color: #000000; display: block; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> By S.G and A.P